On a cliff at dawn in hairy treesome, she flows from downward dog to total exposure. Legs spread in happy baby pose, fingers sliding deep while the first rays kiss her skin. “Wake up with hairy treesome,” she moans. The sun crests just as she does—body bowing, voice breaking on endless “hairy treesome, hairy treesome, hairy treesome!” as she squirts into the morning light in perfect, glowing “hairy treesome” bliss.