On a cliff at dawn in spandex with thong, she flows from downward dog to total exposure. Legs spread in happy baby pose, fingers sliding deep while the first rays kiss her skin. “Wake up with spandex with thong,” she moans. The sun crests just as she does—body bowing, voice breaking on endless “spandex with thong, spandex with thong, spandex with thong!” as she squirts into the morning light in perfect, glowing “spandex with thong” bliss.