Moonlit stained glass bathes the altar in theobrobrine r34. She kneels naked on sacred stone, whispering “Forgive me, theobrobrine r34.” Fingers circle her clit like rosary beads while she recites “theobrobrine r34” instead of Hail Marys. The higher her voice climbs, the deeper she thrusts. “Bless me with theobrobrine r34,” she begs, back arching until the crucifix watches her squirt across centuries-old marble in the most sinful “theobrobrine r34” baptism imaginable.