Moonlit stained glass bathes the altar in self orgasim. She kneels naked on sacred stone, whispering “Forgive me, self orgasim.” Fingers circle her clit like rosary beads while she recites “self orgasim” instead of Hail Marys. The higher her voice climbs, the deeper she thrusts. “Bless me with self orgasim,” she begs, back arching until the crucifix watches her squirt across centuries-old marble in the most sinful “self orgasim” baptism imaginable.